I am no painter. But I like to pretend that I am...
I've just recently started fooling around with watercolors, and though I get ridiculously frustrated that the visions in my head are so much lovelier than what bleeds its way onto paper, I still have a lot of fun. I have a friend whose birthday is coming up on Friday, and I decided long ago that part of her present would be a watercolor.
Not-yet-painted-birthday-watercolor + too-beautiful-to-be-wasted-spring-day = One Darn Good Afternoon
Step 1:
Travel to the local park and pick a scenic place in which to do some paint-dabbling. Be sure to have a clear view of a) the river so you can watch geese taking off and canoers canoe-ing and b) the picturesque red barn in the distance. Start painting. Stop to feel the sun on your skin. Keep painting.
Step 2:
Finish painting and leisurely clean up after yourself. Stroll back to your car.
Step 3:
Choose a painting to give to said Friend Whose Birthday Is On Friday. Do this by leaning each watercolor on a teapot, taking a picture, and framing the one you think she'll like best. Try not to be hard on yourself when you see your amateur work...after all, you're not a real painter. Count yourself lucky that--seeing as when you paint, you just start blobbing water all over the place in the hopes that shapes will emerge--you accidentally made something that might work as a gift.
Exhibit B:
Exhibit C:
Exhibit D [the winner]:
Step 4:
Ask a trusted friend (and, oddly enough, the only person who knows your newly-born blog exists) if she thinks you made the right selection. Or if she should keep painting between now and Friday because none of them are fitting to gift to a friend? [Sally, if I were you I would tell me the latter. Does it bother you that the evergreen is about a bajillion times smaller than the other tree? I just keep telling myself that it's just a baby evergreen...].
Today was a Good Day.
I was actually pretty startled to see you address me directly, haha. BUT I think these are beautiful and I like them very much!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT HOW AWESOMELY ARTISTIC YOU ARE.
ReplyDeletemy favorite is exhibit B I think...although exhibit C has a lovely quality about it. Exhibit A has some good color and I can totally understand why you chose D.
Honestly, D seems a wonderful choice. It has a good amount of whimsy and a great American folk art look. It reminds me of one of Nick Blosser's.
Don't change the tree, it is perfect...
now don't I sound pretentious...
Thank you for sharing your wisdom, O One Who Is Wise And Learned in All Things Art. :)
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